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Bruce Wizard Bruce Wizard

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

I've been a longtime fan of your works, Sexual-Lobster. I know well enough that most will succumb to high expectations of you, but ideas are really hard to come by if you regularly put up content. That being said, you don't have to be the best, but try looking at your past work, and improve on that, because what I see here is not your best. In fact, it is someone else's idea. I'm really trying to be fair, and I think you can do better than this.
Your longtime fan,

Mario Pown 2.0 Mario Pown 2.0

Rated 5 / 5 stars

God that's catchy

This is a good remix of that Super Smash Bros.'s Wispy Woods stage, with Mario soundbytes. You do that yourself? 'Cause if you did, give yourself a big ego boost, you deserve it. I saw both versions, and I like this one better. This is one of the best Kirby/Mario mixes I have heard, and I'm sure others will agree. This is so catchy and awesome, even Reggie will bow down to it's might. If you make it a .mp3, be careful. Otherwise, what a h4X0rz of a p'wnage you got there.

Gay Mario #2 Gay Mario #2

Rated 0 / 5 stars

This sucks... literally

This is the worst gay joke I have ever heard or seen, and I heard bad ones. And your response to the ones who hate it isn't as funny as the actual video. I did not smile, or even smirk. That.... is a feat, considering I'm with maniacal laughter with a ton of NG's videos. It might be old, but I know back then we had better gay jokes then this. This sucks balls, literally. If you would like to make a better gay joke of Mario, find what gay really 'means', compare it to Mario, and I could come up some good ones myself given time. But, take time thinking, is this funny?

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Newgrounds Atom Finder Newgrounds Atom Finder

Rated 0 / 5 stars

No Load? What the freak?

I'm sorry but many of us had loader issues, and if you want this to be saved, I suggest you make a fix before too many BLAMs have been posted. I looked at this the first time, no load. I even restarted my PC to see if it was my PC. Nope, it is yours, besides the fact nobody else can access this and see what MIGHT be cool, not to mention nighthawk27's crash (sorry, dude) . Nothing else to be said then to fix the loader. Check to see if a frame is messed up, I know artists that had this issue and DONE something about it to save the flash. Done and done.

the NG Calculator the NG Calculator

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Good Job

I now understand I am worth $1.96 before this review, which seems about right. I've come to watch, rate, and REVIEW. Before I did more watching then anything else. ROFL'ing all over, serves me right. Could use an auto-fill option, though, or something of the sorts. Good job.
Checked the future....
YES! I am now worth a penny more! ($1.97)
10/10 for a job well done, not to mention the addictiveness

would u date this woman? would u date this woman?

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Why Dude?

I don't like blamming, but you shouldn't post something that isn't even a loop, or has buttons on it to show other 'ladies'. You could make a album every so bit to make it a guy-oriented/lesbian-oriented thing. What is the point? This doesn't even belong in the art section, photographs, and pictures from the 'net smashed together. Just leave it on your computer if you have ideas like these, which just fills the portal with crap. Just trying to give some advice.

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