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Bruce Wizard Bruce Wizard

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

I've been a longtime fan of your works, Sexual-Lobster. I know well enough that most will succumb to high expectations of you, but ideas are really hard to come by if you regularly put up content. That being said, you don't have to be the best, but try looking at your past work, and improve on that, because what I see here is not your best. In fact, it is someone else's idea. I'm really trying to be fair, and I think you can do better than this.
Your longtime fan,

Mario Pown 2.0 Mario Pown 2.0

Rated 5 / 5 stars

God that's catchy

This is a good remix of that Super Smash Bros.'s Wispy Woods stage, with Mario soundbytes. You do that yourself? 'Cause if you did, give yourself a big ego boost, you deserve it. I saw both versions, and I like this one better. This is one of the best Kirby/Mario mixes I have heard, and I'm sure others will agree. This is so catchy and awesome, even Reggie will bow down to it's might. If you make it a .mp3, be careful. Otherwise, what a h4X0rz of a p'wnage you got there.

Gay Mario #2 Gay Mario #2

Rated 0 / 5 stars

This sucks... literally

This is the worst gay joke I have ever heard or seen, and I heard bad ones. And your response to the ones who hate it isn't as funny as the actual video. I did not smile, or even smirk. That.... is a feat, considering I'm with maniacal laughter with a ton of NG's videos. It might be old, but I know back then we had better gay jokes then this. This sucks balls, literally. If you would like to make a better gay joke of Mario, find what gay really 'means', compare it to Mario, and I could come up some good ones myself given time. But, take time thinking, is this funny?

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Donkey Kong Country 1½ Donkey Kong Country 1½

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Decent Kong Parody

It's decent, but the jokes are just kinda tasteless to me. I guess it's funny, with the mention of Rare's loss of good original due to Microsoft's gaming empire. And Hobochimp: the cliff was not the blimp, the blimp landed on top of a mountain. Pay more attention instead of trying to get more blam points, god.

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Cookie Jar Gone Wrong Cookie Jar Gone Wrong

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Damn raisins...

I would have gave you 10/10 if it weren't for a reason to kill Eric, unless it's the joke, I dunno. But it WAS funny, damn raisins look so much like chocolate chips,

60Secs: Arnold Governator 60Secs: Arnold Governator

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Good Arnie Parody

I just love watching Arnold Parodies left and right, and this is the best animated one that makes the parodies so special, good job